Stay-at-Home Moms Don’t eat Bon-bons

Since all of you know how much I completely adore my children and how thankful and happy I am that I get to stay home with them, I present today’s post:

National A.P.B. (All Points Bulletin) Alert

A woman has issued two APB alerts on things that seem to have been missing since early this morning.

Kat J. says she can’t remember the exact time, but she says it was sometime after Sesame Street that she lost her mind and her last nerve.

Kat’s last nerve is described as, “pretty shredded and short. There wasn’t much too it. It was really kind of a nub of a nerve, but I depended on it a lot and I’d like to have it back.”

Kat’s mind is described as, “a little bit scattered and prone to wander.”

It is not known whether they were together at the time of their disappearance.

If you see either of these items, please call for backup. DO NOT try to apprehend them on your own. They are on edge and may not respond to reasoning.

Thank you.

(Yes. It’s been one of those days.)


4 Responses to “Stay-at-Home Moms Don’t eat Bon-bons”

  1. 1 Deborah
    March 19, 2006 at 7:57 pm

    That is sooooo cute! Been there! Am there!

  2. 2 Kat
    March 20, 2006 at 2:31 am

    Glad you liked it Deborah! Thanks for commenting.

  3. April 19, 2006 at 11:07 pm

    They were spotted forming a hostile crowd with the broken down and violated nerves of other mothers of easter candy-holic children.
    Ha!!!! Too Funny!!!

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